diff --git a/src/config/statuses.ts b/src/config/statuses.ts
index 713b171..19930eb 100644
--- a/src/config/statuses.ts
+++ b/src/config/statuses.ts
@@ -1,11 +1,12 @@
+import { ActivityType, Guild } from "discord.js"
+
 const statuses = [
-    { name: "over the Illegitimate Server", type: 3 },
-    { name: "jon and pit edate", type: 3 },
-    { name: "for Martina's return", type: 3 },
-    { name: "w vri's feelings", type: 0 },
-    { name: "urCryhard steal finals again", type: 3 },
-    { name: "with Perlcence the AI", type: 0 },
-    { name: "with ur mom in my bed", type: 0 },
-    { name: "with Jone the idiot", type: 0 }
+    { name: (guild: Guild) => { return `over ${guild.memberCount} members` }, type: ActivityType.Watching },
+    { name: "over the Illegitimate Server", type: ActivityType.Watching },
+    { name: "jon and pit edate", type: ActivityType.Watching },
+    { name: "for Martina's return", type: ActivityType.Watching },
+    { name: "w vri's feelings", type: ActivityType.Playing },
+    { name: "urCryhard steal finals again", type: ActivityType.Watching },
+    { name: "with Perlcence the AI", type: ActivityType.Playing },
 ]
 export = statuses
diff --git a/src/events/server/ready/status.ts b/src/events/server/ready/status.ts
index baa4b65..bfb42f8 100644
--- a/src/events/server/ready/status.ts
+++ b/src/events/server/ready/status.ts
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
+import { guildid } from "config/options"
 import statuses from "config/statuses"
+import { Guild } from "discord.js"
 import { IEvent } from "interfaces"
 import { ExtendedClient as Client } from "utils/Client"
 
@@ -8,22 +10,24 @@ export = {
     event: "ready",
 
     execute(client: Client) {
-        // Playing 0
-        // Streaming 1
-        // Listening 2
-        // Watching 3
-        // Custom 4
-        // Competing 5
-
         const user = client.user!
+        const guild = client.guilds.cache.get(guildid) as Guild
 
-        user.setActivity({ name: statuses[0].name, type: statuses[0].type })
+        function getActivity(status: ((guild: Guild) => string) | string): string {
+            if (typeof status === "function") {
+                return status(guild)
+            } else {
+                return status
+            }
+        }
+
+        user.setActivity({ name: getActivity(statuses[0].name), type: statuses[0].type })
 
         let i = 1
-        setInterval(
-            () => user.setActivity(statuses[i++ % statuses.length]),
-            1000 * 60 * 10
-        )
+        setInterval(() => {
+            const status = i++ % statuses.length
+            user.setActivity({ name: getActivity(statuses[status].name), type: statuses[status].type })
+        }, 1000 * 60 * 10)
 
         user.setStatus("dnd")
     }